I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
