Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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