You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Randomize
