Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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