I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
this hospital has no fireball
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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