You really coming over, don't trick.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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