sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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