Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
birth control should be required to get into college
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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