I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Blow job season was short but glorious.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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