Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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