I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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