somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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