Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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