five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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