That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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