It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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