come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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