At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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