But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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