Don't you send me to vm
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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