i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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