Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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