I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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