I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I haven't been this sober since birth.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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