Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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