bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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