is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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