Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
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