I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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