I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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