You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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