Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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