My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize