butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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