Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
please come you make the beer taste better
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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