how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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