Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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