there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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