i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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