i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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