so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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