'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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