Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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