You made me cry and you don't even care
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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