Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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