This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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