I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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