seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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