walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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