C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
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