like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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