; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Me too!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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