I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
wow bdsm is so cute
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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