Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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